You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
