I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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