How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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