great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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