I faked an abortion last night.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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