Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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