She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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