Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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