god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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