How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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