Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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