its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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