Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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