so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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