if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I got inside last night via doggy door
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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