i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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