Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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