Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is Oprah even human
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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