How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
the liver wants what the liver wants
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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