yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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