Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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