nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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