it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just puked most of my soul out..
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