That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I think my moral compass just broke
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
