Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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