If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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