Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
