Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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