It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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