He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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