So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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