question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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