I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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