I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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