We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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