we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize