your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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