just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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