Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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