Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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