youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Randomize
