i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Randomize
