After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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