i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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