Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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