good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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