I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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