You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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