When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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