return my video game
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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