You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Randomize
