"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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