You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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