champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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