sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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